May 19th, 2026

Mobsterism Via Bullshit

The life-long project of the person who calls himself “Trump” can be perfectly described in just three short words: 

Mobsterism via bullshit 

Typical mobsters rely principally on credible threats of violence to steal what they want to steal.  “The Donald” grew up in a different social position, one in which he couldn’t fulfill his dreams of supreme criminality by the usual mixture of methods.  Serial murders just wouldn’t mix well with the family business. 

So he became the most practiced and, one might argue, capable bullshitter in American history.  Along the way, he got graduate level instruction in the finer points of mobsterism from none other than Roy Cohn, the same little shit mob lawyer who was Senator Joe McCarthy’s right hand man during their reign of terror in the 1950’s. 

Having set out at a very young age to be the most successful person in American history at screwing over more or less everyone, if not the most successful super criminal of all time, he has, through total commitment to his project, been wildly successful.  His criminal accomplishments are a hundred-fold beyond anything that America’s other greatest super criminals have ever managed.  Al Capone and John Gotti were crime pipsqueaks compared to “Trump”. 

He calls it being the ultimate “winner” and “killer”, being the guy who gets the better of more people in bigger ways than anyone else.  But in actuality it only makes him the biggest f’ing loser in American history.

His sheer commitment to his campaign of BS has been the thing that’s turned seventy million voting Americans into ALL DAY SUCKERS (as the Bugs Bunny cartoons used to say, e.g. when Foghorn Leghorn realized he’d been had, and momentarily turned from a big, white rooster into a great big, labeled, All-Day Sucker).